Lez

"'I saw a girl with a mask that said “social distancing expert”, She was in the middle of a crowd, not wearing the mask. Cosmic level irony'"

-Lez, to Little Lisa

Lez is some idiot on the internet who likes to write things, I guess.

Backstory
Hammer Man, evolved into Less Enthusiastic Hammer Man, evolved into Depressed Band Teacher

Plot Impacts
In episode 3 of season 1, Lez demonstrates his resilience by deflecting a bullet with his man-tiddies, the bullet ricocheting back at his attacker.

In the episode where Arly, King of Cucumbers. sends his army into the lunches of the unknowing civilians, Lez defeats this genius plan by throwing away the cucumbers, because they are less than 1 foot long and weight the amount of a banana.

In the episode where Qumator first meets Lez, Lez demonstrates his intelligence and wisdom by thwarting Qumator's plans by telling him to "Fuck off."

In episode 24 of season 4, when Deja fights the Ender Dragon with Lez, Lez saves Kameli by acting as a landing pad, his fat ass allowed her to easily bounce off of him like a trampoline.

In episode 4 of season 5, Deja slaps Lez for being a dumbass. That's it, that's the entire episode.

Character Information
Not only is he a fatass, but he's a funny-ass as well, kinda, sorta, i guess. He has friends somehow.

Nicknames

 * Fatass